Be yourself

Here’s a funny short story: One day, a man named Bob decided to start a career as a superhero. He donned a bright orange jumpsuit, a pair of flippers, and a colander as a helmet. He called himself “Captain Calamari.” Bob’s first mission was to save the city from an evil villain known as “The Sneezer.” The Sneezer had a powerful allergy to cats and was determined to rid the city of all felines. Bob flew (well, more like flapped his arms and made “Whooshing” noises) to The Sneezer’s lair, ready to save the day. But, as he burst through the door, he tripped on a cat toy and face-planted into a pile of catnip. The Sneezer couldn’t help but burst out laughing at the sight of Captain Calamari, covered in cat hair and looking like a giant orange traffic cone. Bob quickly realized that maybe he needed to work on his superhero skills… and his fashion sense. The end! I hope that made you chuckle!