Joke 🤣 of the day 🤣🤣

I Just Hope You’ll be Happy Daìly

1) Naawooo!!!!!, So Papa Nkechi Too Dey PIay Bēt??

Anyways, When I visited Nkechi today in her House, And I saw a Spōrtybét SIip!!….

I have taken it Sha, And I have Withdrawn all the #50K that Papa Nkechi Wón from the Bet …..

I’m Just waiting for tomorrow Compoùnd Wàr, I’ll join thēm and Cry

2) African Mom’s, On behalf of Everybody, we’re on Our knees Begging you….. Please, Limit the Iies you tell Us naaa

Which One Again is : 

“When I was SmaII, I was a Very Great Cook;

 Even During the Second WorId Wår, As They Were Fighting, I was In Their Middle, Cóoking For them!!

3) After I Seriously Wàrned Them NEVER to allow Nkechi Drop Motivation Quote For Me!!

I Bègged them not to allow her

Which One Again Is: “The Prîck that you’re Sûcking today, Was in Another Woman’s Ànus yesterday!!”

4) Who Else Noticed that, Anytime You Are Doing your Favorite Subject in Exāmination, They’ll Put the MOST Brilliant Person To Sit beside you!

But anytime, you’re Having your Weåk Subject and your need Serious Assistance from a brilliant person; 

Boom, They’ll Put NKECHI!!

5) I usually Hear Some girls say that, Cockroåch is the ONLY thing that can make them Afraìd ….

As a Lady, Nothing is More Scåry, than When You wake Up, and you see White Liquid Sūbstance On your Vèd and Your CIothes

6) TEACHER: Joshua, Come Here, It seems you’re already Sìck!!!…..

What’s the Name of the Domestic Female Animal that Doesn’t Ståy with one Man, but even sIeeps with her chiIdren??

ME: Of Course, Hen naa!!

TEACHER: So why did you Write NKECHI?

7) I even Thought my Condition was the Wòrst in this Life ; Not until I heard Nkechi Prāying : 

“Lord, Please Bōrrow me My Tomorrow’s”DAILY BREAD”…… And If I still Chop Another One….. KiIl my Grandparents that are In Hèaven

8) DeviI thinks he’s the Most Cunning person!!!

Have You Ever be Bûsy Pressing your Phone, But The Moment your Mom enters your Room, You’ll prētend as If you’re Sleeping

If Yes, …DeviI’s Limit is your Stàrting point!

9) My Cutie, please don’t Overstrèss Yourself in Anything you do please

Nkechi’s Dad came Back From Wörk And Went Straight to the Bathroom To have his Bath…..

But he noticed that as he Poured the First water, it didn’t touch his Head at alll!!!

He Poured it again, it didn’t touch his Head…..he screåmed so so so Loud and Shöuted “GHOST GHÒST!!!”……

 We, the ENTIRE Neighbors and His Family had to Gather in the Bathroom to See What happened….

It was then We realized that Nkechi’s Dad haven’t Rëmoved the HeImet on his Head!!!