John Look at my Face ….Thou Must Laugh!
1) Nkechi saw me This Aftērnoon brìnging a Gìrl to my House and she became Sàd ; She Even asked me, “Is she your New GirIfriend???”
She doesn’t know I’m a Prēacher of the Gospel,… I brought the Girl to my House to Share to her the Good news about Christ
2) Anytime Your Mom is Very Very Àngry At You, Make Sure you hìde your phone immediately, …
Nkechi don’t Arguē With you , just do what I Said, for the Safety of your Phóne oooo
3) During a Būrial:
Americans: Jessica, Please stop Cryìng , She’s Gòne To be With The Lord, I just Pray that God Comfort the Decēased
AFRICANS: Nkechi , Look at the Rūbbish You Coóked!!!, You didn’t Add Enoùgh Curry in this BuriaI Rice!
4) When Nkechi was 10 Years Old : Mom ; In the next 18 Years, I can see myself Wearing that White CIoth meant for Neurosurgeóns; I’m Going to make you Próud
At Age 17: Mom, They didn’t offer me Neurosūrgery , but I’ll manage MicrobioIogy
At age 21: Mom, I have changed my Cōurse in the University ooo, I have swìtched to GeoIogy
At age 28: Papa Emeka, Please how Much are you Paying Last for 4 Rōunds, I’m not a SmaIl Ashēwo for this street!
5) Nkechi, It’s high Time you starts being a Wifë Màterial
You supposed to be Ashåmed of yourself
You need to start being Romàntic to the Husband you’ll marry in Future…
At leàst, Cook Pēppery Food, And then, Use it to Romånce his Månhóod
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