I am so unfortunate. My friend fixed a blind date for me and when I got there, it was my old school teacher.
He did not recognized me, but I recognized him as soon as I saw his face. He had a birthmark on his cheek.
Mr Atunwa, a married man, who had two kids.
I was very angry with myself, was this what I deserve because I have been single for a long time?
After we greeted and sat, Our conversation went thus;
“You are not saying anything Sandra”
“How did you know my name Mr Atunwa?”
“How did you know my name too?” He was shocked.
“Your friend that fixed the hook up told me” he said
“Hook up? Is this not a date? See, I am not looking for an aristo, I want a serious relationship that will lead to marriage” I said angrily and he laughed.
“Marriage? Talking about marriage, I’m married. I just want you for the night and I’ll give you your money”
“I am not a prostitute!” I yelled and he chuckled.
“Are you a virgin?” He asked and winked
“Do I look like a coconut oil?”
“How do you mean? I asked if you are a virgin”
“If your mother was a virgin, would she have given birth to you?” I was pissed
“You are so rude, young lady” he said staring at me as he sipped his wine
“I accept. But I’m trying to remember the subject you taught me at school…” I said. I wanted him to know that I know him.
He was shocked.
“You were my student?”
I smirked and drew him close with his tie.
“Wait until I tell your wife” I said and he laughed.
“My wife trust me so much, and you have no evidence”
I laughed this time and showed him that I had recorded our conversation.
I left the place angrily, well I only scared him, I have no intention of telling his wife.
Since then, I decided that I will never go on a blind date again!
Make I no go meet my papa for there
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