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John Another laughter
1.Nowadays u will find a 12yrs old singing “my money , my body na ur own ooh baby “when I was that age I was busy singing “my head, my shoulders, my knees, my toes they all belong to Jesus ” children of nowadays sha.
2. some tribes in Nigerians will be crying during funerals but they will still use that same eye to locate the people sharing rice and minerals..
lemme don’t call the tribe
3. I remember those days in school when our teacher will bring her child to class, and everyone will treat her like a princess , even though she is ugly.
4.GRANDFATHER:when I was ur age, I used to go the supermarket with #500 and bring home soaps, rice, milk, bread ,drinks etc.
ME:nowadays it is difficult. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.
5. The pain of always meeting ur crush when u are wearing the same clothes can make u want to stop them and say” I can explain
6.Doctor: How are you doing
Patient : I am good
Doctor: NEXT PATIENT
7. being blind is not a joke, ask people on freemode.
8. Trouble is when you hit a Toyota hilux that contains Hausa soldiers my brother just faint instantly
9. Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume
10. Dating shot people is called updating
They didn’t teach you in school
Sense no go kee me
11. My drunk friend came to my haoz this morning and started greeting all my mops outside thinking they are white men with dreed locks
fada lord
12. What will you gain from this after reading this post without giving a like and comment on it
