Joke 😂

*Why men prefer to watch football in pubs or cafes*

*Wife:* Where are you going?

*Husband:* Watch the game at the pub.

*Wife:* Why don’t you watch it with me?

*Husband:* I want to watch it with my friends.

*Wife:* So I mean nothing to you?

*Husband:* OK, OK. I am staying.

*Wife:* Why is the goalkeeper in black?

*Husband:* He is mourning his mother.

*Wife:* The commentator how does he know all the names?

*Husband:* It’s his job.

*Wife:* There’s a goal.

*Husband:* No, it’s an offside.

*Wife:* What is offside?

*Husband:* No, it’s a goal. Just kidding.

*Wife:* OK, but what is offside?

*Husband:* Offside is the name of the Coach.

*Wife:* Where’s the Coach?

*Husband:* He is off the field.

*Wife:* Why isn’t he playing?

*Husband:* No, he doesn’t play. He changes the players and the game tactics.

*Wife:* Tell me, is Maradona there?

*Husband:* No, he died.

*Wife:* Oh my God, how?

*Husband:* He died when he was watching football with his wife.

……and that’s when the fight started….