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1. Welcome to my country Nigeria where gír-ls borrow clothes to visit a bóy that borrowed a room.
2. Welcome to Nigeria where you will study medicine and end up as a Tailor, it is called Medical- tailorism
3. Welcome to Nigeria where mosquitos will be threatening you to come out of the mosquito net.
4. Welcome to Nigeria where a girl text you ‘goodnight’ and go text another guy saying ‘I can’t sleep’
5. Welcome to Nigeria where gala and lacasera are the best food to eat when stuck in a traffic.
6. Welcome to Nigeria where groundnut is sold in bottle and water is sold in a sachet
6. Welcome to Nigeria where Itel is using iPhone ringtone.
7. Welcome to Nigeria where a thíef will stéal your phone in the morning and come back in the night to collect charger
8. Welcome to Nigeria where loosing your phone is more painful than loosing vírginity
9. Welcome to Nigeria where people collect change from béggars hand
11. Welcome to Nigeria where we have numerous number of musician due to lack of unemployment
12. Welcome to Nigeria where corn is sold behind or beside a gutter
13. Welcome to Nigeria where visitor will dash you money and your mummy will collect it and promise to buy you cloth with and you won’t see the money nor cloth again
14. Welcome to Nigeria where one person will be running from dàñger and others will jøin even though they don’t know the cause
16. Welcome to Nigeria where pølicé station closes by 6:30pm because of security reasons
17.You are trying to go without reacting heaven is far from you
My name is I_am_micheal_cole am best at what I do
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