JOKES

Jokes

0. One girl tell me say “AA” without money na still “SS”

1. Fowl wey my friend wan use give native doctor Nkechi don use am cook  fried rice

 I go gist ona later, there is fire on the mountain now

2.If gøvernment see crūde oil for your house na them get am

But if they see igbo for your backyard na you get am

3. Nigeria education no balance at all

secøndary school teachers they’ll teach when you get to the university….

University Lecturers be like you must have come across this in your secondary school

4.lawyer defend you for fraud case finish

 you still get mind run fake alert for am

shaaaiiii  uncle… Why

Before you continue reading please take one minute of your time to lick your lips

5. Favour no be say your boyfriend stingy oo

 nah the girlfriends too plenty, before e reach your turn salary don finish

6.babalalo wey suppose stop rain for wedding, say na rain hold am for where he go buy material

Before you continue reading please take one minute of your time to say ” God Bless You Mom  “

#dancoeze

7.when somebody dies Americans be like oh he’s deâd

 Nigerians be like, yesterday when i see am e dey lick orange and palm oil”

I no know say na goodbye him dey talk O

8. Ñø be everything be village people work

“How you go for job interview begin fight for socket to charge your phone with manager”

Uncle Why…..

9. You fit defeat me for maths and science

 But in English you is going home

10. Nigeria education system no balance well o

 poor man pikin na olodo rich man pikin na slow learner

11.The reason why men cheat is because the population of women is more than Men

 No woman must be Left behind including you, yes you reading this…

I don’t want to be start mentioning names oo

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