AM BACK AGAIN
BIKE MAN: Where are you
going to?
PROSTITUTE: I’m going to
the mortuary.
BIKE MAN: Sorry it’s late, I can’t
drop you there except you
pay me 3000 naira.
PROSTITUTE: No problem,
when we get there, you’ll be paid.
When they got to the mortuary, the
prostitute said, “Wait here
a second, let me go get you the money.”
When the man waited for an
hour without seeing the prostitute, he
decided to go in search of her. He pushed
open the gate of the mortuary a little bit,
took
some steps in, before noticing someone,
who
appeared to
be the mortuary attendant,
lounging around
ATTENDANT: How can I help you sir?
BIKE MAN: I gave a lady a
ride to this place,
she asked me to wait for
her to go inside and get the money for the
ride, but didn’t
come back.
ATTENDANT: No one
entered here! So I
don’t know what you are talking
about. The bike man
insisted and
decided to stay and wait
for the lady. The
attendant thought for a while and
asked
him to follow him into the
mortuary room. When they
got
there: ATTENDANT: (He picks up a
stick beside
him, and points it towards
the bodies) If you know
you entered a
bike and didn’t
pay, quickly raise up your
Hand
and bring it out or else I
will beat all of
you with this stick!
Quickly, one of the dead
bodies raised up her hand and
threw the money at the bike rider.
If you were the bike man,
what will you do?
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