Annabel: Babe, I want to report Chioma to you, that girl is is…..
Caleb: Ehen.. What did Chioma do?
Annabel: You remember that it was Chioma that introduced me to skincare two months ago right? Before then, I will just take my bath twice a day, use my body cream and then continue my life. That was when you even toasted me, was I not beautiful that time?
Caleb: Very beautiful, My sweet baby. So what happened to Chioma?
Annabel: Ehen, Chioma told me that as a gender of beauty, if you don’t have skincare routine you are a mechanic. That she will start calling me ‘Chukwudi the mechanic.’ That thing pained me o. I felt it, I didn’t want anybody to call me Chukwudi. Abi do I look like mechanic?
Caleb: No, my love. So what did Chioma do?
Annabel: She said let us start with the BASICS, she said she will keep it simple since we are just starting. Just like that o, she showed me, scrub, facial wash, cleanser, body wash, face moisturiser, body moisturizer, gel, body oil, sunscreen, snail secretion, power essense, I shouted Jesus when I saw snail secretion, abi she want me to be slow in life ni?
Caleb: You will not, God forbid baby, so did you buy it to use?
Annabel: Wait nau, shebi I am gisting you. I asked her how much for all these BASICS? Chioma said the combo is just 80 kkk for the one month pack. I shouted Ogini like 25 times. I carried my hard earned money and gave her. But the result was sweet o. Even though, even though, My skin was shinning this last two months, abi you didn’t notice it?
Caleb: I did nau. So what that all Chioma did?
Annabel: No o. What now pained me was they said we need to add Retinol, Vitamin C, toner AHA, BHA, BAMA, BRA, PHD, BOBO and many other things. I now ask how much? Chioma said just 150 kkkk. I was like will all these matte in heaven? Abi is this what I will eat?
Caleb: Abi o. All these will not matter in Heaven, someone will sew white garment for us and we will sing and dance, Shikena.
Annabel: Infact, I have giv.en cloth to tailor to see robe for me, at the back they will customize ‘ANNABEL THE MECHANIC’ Let me wear it with pride. Because the moment this current batch finishes, I no buy again, I will go back to my PREMIER COOL soap.
Caleb: Let me add material to sew that cap that you can write name ontop. It will fit you. ‘Annabel the mechanic’. So is that all Chioma did?
Annabel: Yes, but I need to Bala.nce her 80 kkkk, now she started telling people I want to be fine on kcre.dit. Baby, please gi.ve me 100 kkkk, I pro. mise to return you back before December.
Caleb: Better go and ret. urn the BASICS product you have not used….
Annabel: Baby nau, why are you doing like this?
Caleb: Annabel the Mechanic, please leave me alone
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