Today’s joke 🤣

I returned from school that sunny afternoon and prepared noodles which my siblings and I ate. 

The house was so boring and the environment was as calm as a graveyard. 

A nice thought popped into my head, remembering we were going to prepare rice for dinner, so I decided to help out.

I dashed into the kitchen and started cooking. I washed the rice, went towards the refrigerator and collected a kilo of chicken to prepare the rice with. 

To prepare my delicious food, I added all the rice ingredients I saw, even red oil to enhance the color. I tasted it and realized it was too sweet, then chopped the scent leaf and bitter leaf and added it. 

I kept staring at the food until the water dried up. Fortunately the light and I quickly turned off the gas and joined my siblings who were already watching cartoons. 

When mummy came back, I joyfully told her not to bother because I had already prepared our dinner. Though she was surprised but praised me, you needed to see how honored I felt. 

To cut the long story short, when my mummy opened the pot and tasted the food, she spat it out and shouted ‘THE BLOOD OF JESUS.

She told me to carry the food I prepared and not bother dishing it out. I carried the pot and went to the dinning wondering what was wrong, she took her cane and followed me. I sat down and took a spoonful of the food

‘Yee, I can’t explain the taste but I managed to chew. She left and prepared something else for dinner and said that the food I prepared was my supper. 

I saw hell that night because I really collected woto woto, my siblings were there to encourage me to keep eating and mummy wasn’t even helping matters, she would always dash me that slap at any break.